Love is #5

Love is

when he buys you

Depends

 so you won’t be embarrassed

every time you cough,

and you get all teary-eyed

because if you’d had an inkling this is

what real love looks like

you’d have never wasted your time with

anyone else.

#thisflusucks

 

(C) Sara Ackerman, 2018

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