Me: You know, I only need 2 more classes and I’d have another Masters, but in ESL/Bilingual education, not just education.
Hubs: A double Masters. Just think how close you’d be to a doctorate at that point.
Me: I don’t want a PhD.
Hubs: Dr. Sara.
Me: Too much work.
Hubs: Is there a doctor in the house? Why yes there is. Dr. Sara.
Me: Saying my name like that isn’t going to convince me to go for my PhD, unless you’d be my nurse.
Hubs: I don’t have that kind of training to-
Me: (wiggling my eyebrows) Not that kind of nurse, stud.
Hubs: Get the degree and I’ll buy a damned nurse’s uniform off of Amazon.
Me: I look forward to scrubbing in with you.
Hubs: Happy to assist, doctor.
Long story short, I might be getting my doctorate. Oh, and married innuendos are the best.