15 y/o: Grandma said we can spend the night, and she’ll bring us back tomorrow afternoon sometime. We’re leaving in an hour.
Me: Really? That’s so awesome! You’ll both be gone for a whole day.
15 y/o: Hey! What the heck?
Me: I mean, I’ve got a lot of important stuff to do.
15 y/o: ….
Me: Fine. Imagine I said something that doesn’t make me sound like a complete jerk.
15 y/o: You love us and will miss us.
Me: Sure, let’s go with that.
Here’s a picture of my important stuff.