My kiddos, CJ, age 11, and J, age 15, and I had an honest conversation. I asked them questions without prompting and here is what they think of their mom.
Me: What is something I say a lot?
CJ: Yes, I love you. J: Damn it.
Me: What makes me happy?
CJ: Me J: Scottish men
Me: What makes me sad?
CJ: When I’m gone J: School
Me: How tall am I?
CJ: 5’4″ J: 5’4.5″
Me: What’s my favorite thing to do?
CJ: Binge Hallmark Movies J: Look at kilted men on the internet
Me: What is my favorite food?
CJ: Eggs J: bread
Me: What is my favorite drink?
CJ: Water J: Wine
Me: If I could go anywhere, where would it be?
CJ and J: Scotland
Me: Do you think you could live without me?
CJ and J: No
Me: How do I annoy you?
CJ: I don’t know that I want to roast you, Mom
J: By insisting you’re 5’4.5″
Me: What is my favorite TV show?
CJ: Big bang theory J: Scottish porn (Outlander)
Me: What is my favorite music to listen to?
CJ and J: Classical music
Me: What is my job?
CJ and J: Teach ESL
Me: How old am I?
CJ and J: 38
Me: What’s my favorite color?
CJ and J: Blue
Me: How much do you love me?
CJ: More than the sky J: (hides in closet)