Text with my family last night who was at home while I was @MumfordAndSons concert.
Me: I understand now why some women throw away perfectly good underwear at concerts.
Hubs: Uh…the kids are on this chat.
Me: Haha. Just joking.
16 y/o: MOM WTF
Me: I meant other women. Not me.
16 y/o: Ok then.
Me: My panties are firmly in place. For now….
11 y/o: Ewwwwww
16 y/o: Thanks mom. I need to f %^&ing bleach my brain.